Here given some english jokes of husband and wife daily life incidents based comedy. Just read and laugh and share to others.
Joke 1
A husband was sitting on a sofa next to his wife who was eating and typing on her phone.
He heard his phone’s message tone coming from the kitchen from where he was charging it . He went to the kitchen and read a message from his wife saying “Please bring the salt on your way back.”. π
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Joke 2
Friend 1 : What are you doing bro??
Friend 2 : Just finished Dinner with wifeβ¦ and now holding Scotchβ¦
Friend 1 : wow which⦠Black Label or Red Label???
Friend 2 : No man, it’s “Scotch Brite”, cleaning vessels with it. πππ
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Joke 3
Wife : I thinkβ¦.
Husband : β¦Exactly !!!
Wife : But I haven’t said anything yet !!!
Husband : Doesn’t matter. You’re RIGHTβ¦.!
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Joke 4
All husbands can enjoy πππ a quick laugh
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Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
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Joke 5
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wifeβ¦
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
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