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Husband – Wife Jokes English

Here given some english jokes of husband and wife daily life incidents based comedy. Just read and laugh and share to others.

Joke 1

A husband was sitting on a sofa next to his wife who was eating and typing on her phone.

He heard his phone’s message tone coming from the kitchen from where he was charging it . He went to the kitchen and read a message from his wife saying “Please bring the salt on your way back.”. πŸ˜‰

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Joke 2

Friend 1 : What are you doing bro??

Friend 2 : Just finished Dinner with wife… and now holding Scotch…

Friend 1 : wow which… Black Label or Red Label???

Friend 2 : No man, it’s “Scotch Brite”, cleaning vessels with it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Joke 3

Wife : I think….

Husband : …Exactly !!!

Wife : But I haven’t said anything yet !!!

Husband : Doesn’t matter. You’re RIGHT….!

πŸ˜ƒ

πŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•Š πŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•Š πŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•Š

Happy International Peace Day

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Joke 4

All husbands can enjoy πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ a quick laugh

πŸ”΄
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
β˜ΊπŸ˜‹

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Joke 5


A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife…
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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